When you’re married, you can be so in love and so annoyed with someone at the exact same time.
Your spouse is your confidant, your biggest cheerleader and your favorite cuddle buddy. Yet every time they breathe too loudly or text you another item for the grocery list as soon as you’ve finished checking out, you die a little inside. Hey, that’s marriage, baby.
Below, we’ve rounded up 32 tweets about married life that are funny because they’re true.